tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26345588940629442622011-09-28T06:15:39.669-07:00OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.comBlogger2261100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-90437489249734962152011-09-09T07:10:00.001-07:002011-09-09T07:11:53.293-07:00<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agWUBRFsMPM&feature=related">Acesta este ultimul post pe blog. O zi excelenta va doresc.</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-9043748924973496215?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-57750166651863473592011-08-02T02:52:00.000-07:002011-08-02T02:53:13.188-07:00The Pope's Tweets<br /><br />Sometimes, when I’m all alone, I like to put on my cassock and spin around really fast and pretend I’m a tepee.<br /><br />During a papal audience, I put folks at ease by asking, “Are you gay?” Then I say, “Kidding!” Then I go, “No, seriously, are you gay?”<br /><br />It’s hard to tell all the cardinals apart, so sometimes I put different dinosaur stickers on their backs.<br /><br />This is so embarrassing, but whenever I see Orthodox Jews I always think they’re waiters.<br /><br />If people ask, “Why does God allow war and evil?,” I ask, “Why do the high-school students on ‘Glee’ look forty?”<br /><br />When I stand on my balcony and wave to the faithful and millions more via satellite, I think, Kate Middleton must hate me!<br /><br />If someone questions papal infallibility, I reply, “I know one thing for sure: you shouldn’t be wearing horizontal stripes.”<br /><br />When I ponder why I was elected Pope over so many others, I wonder if it’s just a popularity contest. Then I think, Gosh, I hope so.<br /><br />Proof of God’s existence: St. Patrick’s is right next to Saks.<br /><br />Certain Christians think that they have to attend church only on Christmas and Easter, and I have a word for those people: lucky.<br /><br />Whenever people doubt that angels are real, I ask them, “Excuse me, but have you seen the Jonas Brothers in concert?”<br /><br />I hate to say it, but nuns are God’s punch lines.<br /><br />Michele Bachmann is not Satan. Satan doesn’t have split ends.<br /><br />Someday I’d like to put on slacks, a cardigan, a little straw hat, and sunglasses, and go see “The Book of Mormon.”<br /><br />I worry about tweeting a sexy photo and seeing the headline: “THE POPE’S ANKLES!”<br /><br />I tell other religious leaders their version of God is as valid as mine, but then I twirl and ask, “But who’s He takin’ to prom, huh?”<br /><br />I met the Dalai Lama and he was so nice, but all I could think was, Sandals? In January? Really?<br /><br />Every day I offer up a special prayer for the entire Kardashian family, but the next morning they’re always still alive.<br /><br />I loved that best-seller about the boy who momentarily died and went to Heaven, but all I wanted to ask was, “Did He say anything about me?”<br /><br />I counsel couples who are about to marry, “If it feels good, stop.”<br /><br />Nancy Grace: perfect name for a gay Pope?<br /><br />Read more http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2011/07/25/110725sh_shouts_rudnick#ixzz1TrcE29QN<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-5775016665186347359?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-80845995092957509662011-07-26T01:57:00.000-07:002011-07-26T01:58:38.786-07:00Puiu Oncescu: Eu ma vazut doua tiganci cersetoare care isi aratau cartea de identitate de Croatia: Donnez moi un sous! Soyez tranquils! Nous ne sont pas des roumaines.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-8084599509295750966?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-19402562756655641302011-07-26T01:52:00.001-07:002011-07-26T01:52:49.370-07:00A facut cacatul praf si apoi l-a tras pe nas.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-1940256275665564130?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-22718521821634318542011-06-29T10:59:00.001-07:002011-06-29T10:59:37.633-07:00Daca sunt legat de gard asta nu inseamna ca nu pot latra la masini.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-2271852182163431854?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-21330266734368609372011-06-25T12:22:00.000-07:002011-06-25T12:23:50.510-07:00<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qemWRToNYJY">Adele</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-2133026673436860937?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-66286081222175809952011-06-25T12:14:00.000-07:002011-06-25T12:40:24.866-07:00Va rog frumos sa nu ma cautati incepand cu 1 ianuarie 2012. O sa fiu plecat. Departe. Foarte departe. Si ultima oara cand am verificat nu aveau wireless in savana pentru ca un leu s-a pisat pe stalpul pe care era montata antena de la Vodafone.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-6628608122217580995?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-81308263867659513222011-06-14T11:48:00.000-07:002011-06-14T11:50:43.315-07:00<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPly3e12ca8">Cand personajele lui Hopper prind viata.</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-8130826386765951322?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-36350337518543300772011-06-05T10:56:00.000-07:002011-06-05T10:58:18.541-07:00<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXpFD7gi8R0">Wim loves Pina.</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-3635033751854330077?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-80841793986205313262011-06-04T08:34:00.000-07:002011-06-04T08:36:07.343-07:00"Brenciu a primit lecţii de seducţie de la tatăl său."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-8084179398620531326?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-54114814255291599922011-06-04T08:32:00.000-07:002011-06-04T08:33:42.332-07:00Bote: "Femeile care mimează orgasmul sunt ca nişte vaci care mugesc la muls"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-5411481425529159992?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-12014688600379355952011-06-04T08:27:00.000-07:002011-06-04T08:28:43.984-07:00Care este diferenta dintre obsesie si dragoste?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-1201468860037935595?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-8031929593239311602011-06-04T08:16:00.000-07:002011-06-04T08:19:41.755-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-P8KkwyxgrBw/TepM-Sc0frI/AAAAAAAAAHM/PaxgdCtWH64/s1600/41SK359eTiL._BO2%252C204%252C203%252C200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click%252CTopRight%252C35%252C-76_AA300_SH20_OU02_.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-P8KkwyxgrBw/TepM-Sc0frI/AAAAAAAAAHM/PaxgdCtWH64/s320/41SK359eTiL._BO2%252C204%252C203%252C200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click%252CTopRight%252C35%252C-76_AA300_SH20_OU02_.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5614384518459063986" /></a><br />Un delicios mix intre Vanity Fair si Truman Capote.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-803192959323931160?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-62060752216455625902011-06-02T12:35:00.000-07:002011-06-02T12:38:46.663-07:00Biblia pe care o ofera Adevarul la vanzare este sponsorizata de BRD. Cu 30 de arginti.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-6206075221645562590?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-40418974720356685282011-05-19T07:56:00.000-07:002011-05-19T07:59:50.253-07:00<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW8EjNktwZU">Exact cand nu mai asteptam nimic, m-a pocnit dragostea direct in moalele capului. <br />Incredibil cat de diferit iubim la 15 ani, la 18 sau la 30.Singurul lucru care ramane neschimbat este golul din stomac si zambetul tamp de pe fata. </a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-4041897472035668528?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-70057285812538959082011-05-13T12:58:00.000-07:002011-05-13T13:13:56.275-07:00<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp4339EbVn8">1. Son of a Preacher Men - Dusty Springfield</a><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A0NxK_LByg">2. L'Appuntamento-Ornella Vanoni</a><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnCLCFfBklk&feature=related">3. Moon River-Patti Page</a><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH5ZE3N8cxU">4. Feelings - Nina Simone</a><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7ZT5sajkys">5.God is Trying to Tell You Something-Shug Avery</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-7005728581253895908?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-46211262208937393952011-05-02T08:44:00.001-07:002011-05-02T08:44:49.946-07:00<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPiDlg5P0J4">Anna Oxa</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-4621126220893739395?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-83907776393531419512011-04-29T13:06:00.000-07:002011-04-29T13:08:41.594-07:00<a href="http://www.libertatea.ro/detalii/articol/zavo-pepe-divort-nunta-regala-332991.html">Oana si Pepe si-au amanat divortul din cauza nuntii regale. </a><br />Banuiesc ca nu au vrut sa-i eclipseze pe proaspetii insuratei.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-8390777639353141951?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-87228330035922820532011-04-29T12:55:00.000-07:002011-04-29T12:56:17.359-07:00Romanii au talent? Da, intre 19 si 21.30.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-8722833003592282053?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-16894276350106853042011-04-29T12:51:00.000-07:002011-04-29T12:54:55.061-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tSt1lS53K1s/TbsW_9B5S0I/AAAAAAAAAHA/R3CWzAuA5sg/s1600/070521_r16239b_p465.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 256px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tSt1lS53K1s/TbsW_9B5S0I/AAAAAAAAAHA/R3CWzAuA5sg/s320/070521_r16239b_p465.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5601095849535425346" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SKAamfdSF-8/TbsW8tZ9Q2I/AAAAAAAAAG4/ZNAxi66hiwg/s1600/12708w_debotton1.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 250px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SKAamfdSF-8/TbsW8tZ9Q2I/AAAAAAAAAG4/ZNAxi66hiwg/s320/12708w_debotton1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5601095793801773922" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-1689427635010685304?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-25711946641784810692011-04-12T03:36:00.001-07:002011-04-12T03:36:45.781-07:00<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Dz3-k1d9I">Marion Cotillard</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-2571194664178481069?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-20837914084487028962011-04-07T07:59:00.000-07:002011-04-07T08:01:20.751-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CGh-_I3S9To/TZ3RnAkwpDI/AAAAAAAAAGw/_Evagvexzb4/s1600/24-catei_2_3a4f57de2e.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 203px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CGh-_I3S9To/TZ3RnAkwpDI/AAAAAAAAAGw/_Evagvexzb4/s320/24-catei_2_3a4f57de2e.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5592856780363310130" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3AQbWIes4Hs/TZ3RioNkLQI/AAAAAAAAAGo/lqY0T2x2vk8/s1600/24-catei_1_e00840106a.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 210px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3AQbWIes4Hs/TZ3RioNkLQI/AAAAAAAAAGo/lqY0T2x2vk8/s320/24-catei_1_e00840106a.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5592856705104096514" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-OaXbp_eaSds/TZ3ReHrgWRI/AAAAAAAAAGg/kCvzcDN53_Y/s1600/24-foto_mare_b4112a01b3.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 259px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-OaXbp_eaSds/TZ3ReHrgWRI/AAAAAAAAAGg/kCvzcDN53_Y/s320/24-foto_mare_b4112a01b3.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5592856627651827986" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-2083791408448702896?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-59220614252260431462011-02-09T23:29:00.000-08:002011-02-09T23:31:03.726-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2c-aj9b5epw/TVOUA-ytUBI/AAAAAAAAAGY/SIIFahUSN34/s1600/3904594820_1c60a48774_o.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 251px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2c-aj9b5epw/TVOUA-ytUBI/AAAAAAAAAGY/SIIFahUSN34/s320/3904594820_1c60a48774_o.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5571959908564029458" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-5922061425226043146?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-20039049105333344342011-02-09T13:33:00.000-08:002011-02-09T13:34:13.436-08:00"Regula e să nu citezi mai mult decât citeşti."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-2003904910533334434?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-56098112965961129182010-09-09T06:50:00.000-07:002010-09-09T06:51:19.274-07:00El amor de mis amores.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-5609811296596112918?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-87815166506733866002010-09-09T06:47:00.001-07:002010-09-09T06:47:45.873-07:001.<br />2.<br />3.<br />4.<br />5.<br />6.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-8781516650673386600?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-87432949343955431942010-09-09T04:11:00.000-07:002010-09-09T06:45:53.763-07:00<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWzIhiza8ok">Imi place Almodovar pentru ca vedem viata in aceleasi culori. Cultivam acelasi absurd si idolatrizam aceleasi femei.</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-8743294934395543194?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-3241397470834914662010-09-09T04:03:00.000-07:002010-09-09T04:04:10.631-07:00<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54XRNQ2C2x0">Nice&easy</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-324139747083491466?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-80284727145766932142010-09-09T04:00:00.000-07:002010-09-09T04:01:55.138-07:00Oh, I love the word Caca. And I am soo happy that now I can stick a face on top of it.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-8028472714576693214?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-46820698408274845642010-09-09T03:51:00.000-07:002010-09-09T03:53:10.333-07:00<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY4Y1gTO9HE">La opt picioare</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-4682069840827484564?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-36876266933992896562010-09-09T03:23:00.000-07:002010-09-09T03:43:41.000-07:00De ceva timp ma gandesc doar la morti, sfinti si grijanii. Cumva e firesc avand in vedere faptul ca mi-am petrecut ultimele trei luni doar in avioane, pe rute generoase in turbulente. <br />In urma cu doi ani am fost la un pas de moarte. Doar cand am aterizat am aflat cat de grav a fost totul: ambele motoare nu au mai functionat si, pentru cateva zeci de secunde, doar am planat pe undeva pe deasupra Ungariei, in timp ce o stewardesa vomita de frica iar pilotul urla in difuzoare. Nu mi-a trecut deloc viata prin fata ochilor si am avut doar un singur gand: "daca o sa cad, se duce dracului geanta mea cea noua". Fiecare cu sfintii lui iar al meu, cel putin atunci, se numea Balenciaga. <br />De atunci, de cate ori zbor, ma alimentez cu ceva pastile destepte, in general albastre. Doar ca zborurile mele dureaza mai mult decat 7 ore, cat tine efectul medicamentului, iar diferenta de timp mi-o petrec punand cap la cap diferite planuri diabolice. <br />Presupunem ca maine dispar. Primul lucru pe care o sa il fac, dupa ce o sa ma instalez dincolo si imi refac garderoba, ma intorc ca sa il bantui pe Basescu sub forma lui M. Monroe. Apoi fac si o vizita la biroul sub forma de virus. Nume de cod: FCK_U. <br />Acestea sunt urgentele. Dupa ce le bifez imi fixez un rendez vous cu madam Chanel ca sa facem un recensamant al barbatilor din viata ei. Apoi il caut pe Napoleon in pantaloni si ii rad mustata lui Hitler.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-3687626693399289656?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-42302093514482790892010-08-17T01:48:00.000-07:002010-08-17T01:49:23.965-07:00<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GQBxExbfCw&feature=related">11.50</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-4230209351448279089?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-45910394500062796942010-08-03T07:59:00.000-07:002010-08-03T08:00:23.790-07:00"Like" is the new "Unlike".<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-4591039450006279694?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-70658008211546899252010-06-15T01:25:00.001-07:002010-06-15T01:26:22.348-07:00Nu stiu cum am reusit, dar m-am ratacit in propria mea viata.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-7065800821154689925?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-88592561416444843612010-06-14T04:48:00.000-07:002010-06-14T04:49:55.292-07:00Prietenul meu imaginar este mult mai sexy decat prietenul tau imaginar.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-8859256141644484361?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-71713106818738666202010-05-21T03:32:00.000-07:002010-05-21T03:33:16.245-07:00<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVI254QGSQ4&feature=related">Etta James. </a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-7171310681873866620?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-86561941252744271082010-05-13T05:47:00.000-07:002010-05-13T05:55:38.545-07:00<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUJkCXE4sAA&feature=related">"Lord, give us back Freddie and we wil give you the following people..<br />Miley Cyrus<br />"Lady" Gaga<br />Justin Bieber<br />Justin Timberlake<br />Tom Cruise<br />Ke$ha<br />All 3 Jonas brothers<br />Dane Cook<br />every rapper<br />Chad Kroeger/Nickelback<br />Freddie Prinze Jr"</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-8656194125274427108?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-14536602008318081072010-05-11T09:50:00.000-07:002010-05-11T09:51:37.229-07:00<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-TA57L0kuc">Sa spunem lucrurilor pe nume. </a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-1453660200831808107?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-69940955302159486422010-05-11T09:45:00.000-07:002010-05-11T09:52:09.220-07:00In fiecare taximetrist se afla ascuns un ministru frustrat.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-6994095530215948642?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-19982595823514084602010-05-11T09:42:00.000-07:002010-05-11T09:45:11.613-07:0048 year old church volunteer Susan Boyle was born and raised in Blackburn, Scotland and before Britains Got Talent lived at home with her cat Pebbles. Now living in London.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-1998259582351408460?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-16855327595851802002010-05-11T02:35:00.000-07:002010-05-11T02:42:56.286-07:00...balenele care se simt sirene.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-1685532759585180200?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-69019734394489305262010-05-06T03:17:00.000-07:002010-05-06T03:19:25.928-07:00<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBSWJ6KGDV8">Mecano contra mecano. </a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-6901973439448930526?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-32127442069592516792010-05-04T17:00:00.000-07:002010-05-06T03:26:08.460-07:00...stand pe o terasa din Lugano care se propteste direct in lac. <br />Un oras in care nimeni nu foloseste cuvantul recesiune in conversatia cotidiana, toata lumea este calma, zambetele sunt firesti, hainele simple iar magazinul Zara inca nu a fost inventat.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-3212744206959251679?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-87649773597694147812010-04-29T07:10:00.000-07:002010-04-29T07:14:20.271-07:00"I'm from the church of the potential father"<br />"You know that we both love you...but we don't respect you". <br />"Are U a boy or a girl?"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-8764977359769414781?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-64556512574389606862010-04-29T06:53:00.000-07:002010-04-29T06:58:46.020-07:00Filmele lui Almodovar nu contin pornografie ci doar viata dezbracata de haine.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-6455651257438960686?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-18887218852919108912010-04-27T07:54:00.001-07:002010-04-27T07:54:48.016-07:00Remember boys and girls. Big glasses and green socks don't make you interesting and cool. Being competent and evolved does<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-1888721885291910891?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-31589488250296953372010-04-16T03:04:00.001-07:002010-04-16T03:04:42.584-07:00E.T is yoda's bitch<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-3158948825029695337?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-67997675941688220982010-03-29T05:36:00.001-07:002010-03-29T05:36:47.579-07:00"I-am ridicat Biancăi cota". Sau tariful?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-6799767594168822098?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-23478093477545616612010-03-26T02:48:00.000-07:002010-03-26T04:48:54.557-07:00<a href="http://www.libertatea.ro/stire/video-ricky-de-romania-rupe-limba-engleza-in-doua-281329.html">Vi luve Riki! </a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-2347809347754561661?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-81539657628475972362010-03-26T02:08:00.001-07:002010-03-26T06:37:18.161-07:00Blonda nu mai e a lui Bote. E a tuturor.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-8153965762847597236?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-35608681163599966112010-03-17T04:49:00.000-07:002010-03-17T04:51:11.014-07:00Astazi: "Capra vecinului"<br /><br />Povestesc cu o respectabila doamna, romanca ce in prezent traieste si face afaceri in Germania. Imi relateaza cum in timpul uneia dintre vizitele sale in Romania a fost rugata de catre o reprezentanta a noii clase de romani prosperi, sa ofere sprijin/informatii pentru achizitionarea unei picturi de Picasso: “orice, dar sa fie original” precizeaza potentiala clienta, iar numele pictorului il citeste dintr-un carnetel, pt. ca nu si-l aminteste exact. “Sunteti sigura ca stiti ce va doriti ? Un Picasso original costa milioane de dolari si nu se vinde la coltul strazii - uneori trebuie asteptat ani pana cand devine ceva disponibil”. Raspunsul: “Pai cum asa?! Doar vecina mea are unul!”<br /><br />Via <a href="http://deliabrad.ro/">Delia Brad</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-3560868116359996611?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-46319885495000691352010-03-17T02:51:00.000-07:002010-03-17T02:52:17.093-07:00"Nu cred in Dumnezeu decat atunci cand ma dor dintii"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-4631988549500069135?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-89151917648248690952010-03-15T08:15:00.000-07:002010-03-15T08:19:59.262-07:00Recession, obsession, compassion, nonaggression.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-8915191764824869095?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-88859642006382491862010-03-10T08:37:00.000-08:002010-03-15T07:55:19.790-07:00Sportul nu se desfasoara doar pe stadioane sau in alte locatii special amenajate. Sport facem in fiecare zi: alergam dupa autobuze sau sperante pierdute, levitam de nervi, facem skandenberg pentru ultimul sandwich ramas in galantar, inscriem in agenda personala esecuri sau performante, pornim sau inchidem competitii, acordam sau luam cartonase rosii. Suntem in functie de moment sprinteri, gladiatori, yoghini sau gimnasti.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-8885964200638249186?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-36772505383569135102010-03-10T07:56:00.000-08:002010-03-10T07:57:49.520-08:00<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdZi4hcHZqo">Jane Horrocks. </a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-3677250538356913510?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-69299226431250438842010-03-10T00:16:00.000-08:002010-03-10T00:17:04.671-08:00Andrei Gheorghe: "Jobul trebuie să mă excite"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-6929922643125043884?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-45470097363791430482010-03-08T10:48:00.000-08:002010-03-08T10:59:47.339-08:00„Am primit 5 rochii foate frumoase de la Cătălin, toate de la case de modă de prestigiu, un căţeluş foarte scump, rasa bichon maltez, bijuterii, parfumuri, bomboane", a declarat Bianca, pentru Click!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-4547009736379143048?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-23403476098970306962010-03-04T04:43:00.000-08:002010-03-04T04:45:03.905-08:00"Ce Bastilie doborâm azi?"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-2340347609897030696?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-51893145693249550392010-03-02T03:14:00.001-08:002010-03-03T00:58:58.002-08:00Daca o fantoma gay vrea sa te bantuie, pe unde intra ea in tine?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-5189314569324955039?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-41282808142518146092010-03-01T04:19:00.001-08:002010-03-01T04:19:45.544-08:00Dupa ce am bifat toate destinatiile turistice obligatorii, m-am bagat in pat cu o carte in limba romana.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-4128280814251814609?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-49015954889302099702010-02-25T04:39:00.001-08:002010-02-25T04:40:02.180-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iUTvoGq3U5Y/S4ZvmWjBx3I/AAAAAAAAAGA/PFAhZRIZbXk/s1600-h/article-1253544-0873B311000005DC-800_306x302.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 306px; height: 302px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iUTvoGq3U5Y/S4ZvmWjBx3I/AAAAAAAAAGA/PFAhZRIZbXk/s320/article-1253544-0873B311000005DC-800_306x302.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442159904402032498" /></a><br />NU, nu este Nina Iliescu.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-4901595488930209970?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-71993147808540153032010-02-25T03:02:00.000-08:002010-02-25T03:03:00.657-08:00Welcome back <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQK_x6lmsKE">Sade</a>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-7199314780854015303?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-36450982366470860692010-02-23T01:44:00.000-08:002010-02-23T01:45:22.740-08:00"M-am nascut cu dunga la pantaloni"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-3645098236647086069?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-88703466390855931232010-02-23T01:43:00.001-08:002010-02-23T01:44:14.067-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_iUTvoGq3U5Y/S4OjXxFASrI/AAAAAAAAAF4/aO2JGskdzhU/s1600-h/wills-stag-do.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_iUTvoGq3U5Y/S4OjXxFASrI/AAAAAAAAAF4/aO2JGskdzhU/s320/wills-stag-do.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441372403500337842" /></a><br />Banana Man strikes back.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-8870346639085593123?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-68034048348789366652010-02-15T08:13:00.000-08:002010-02-15T08:16:26.564-08:00Nu inteleg, de ce <a href="http://www.click.ro/vedete/fite/cristina-spatar-ursitoare-botezul-copilului_0_902909809.html">a fost pazita zana RB la botezul printisorului RB?</a> Ca sa nu ii fure motul? Haide mai baieti si fete, au iesit elicopterele din moda si acum se poarta musculosii la chermeze?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-6803404834878936665?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-33837373387034816542010-02-15T08:02:00.001-08:002010-02-15T08:17:01.779-08:00Deci a murit. Asa a vrut el. Este treaba lui. <br /><br />Dar moarte lui nu este un act de PR. <br /><br />Doar Simona Sensual s-ar sinucide daca ar avea comunicat exact numarul de inserturi de presa generate de acest (bun) gest.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-3383737338703481654?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-54554303730787694732010-02-10T06:06:00.001-08:002010-02-10T06:07:42.955-08:00Ne dorim sa ramanem virgini dar sa fim si satisfacuti sexual.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-5455430373078769473?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-33229366949741115262010-02-05T02:26:00.000-08:002010-02-05T02:28:17.006-08:00Din ciclul "Romania te iubesc": Bercea Mondialul a aruncat, de ziua lui, cu bani de la balcon.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-3322936694974111526?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-51068710275437003942010-02-04T07:29:00.000-08:002010-02-04T07:48:04.865-08:00Sau cel putin nu asa cum am fost invatat la scoala: sa ne dam viata pentru patrie, ca Romania este unica si irepetabila, ca dimineata trebuie sa ii multumesc lui Dumnezeu (sau partidului-in functie de epoca, nu?) pentru ca am avut aceasta sansa unica (sic)sa deschid ochii pe acest taram fascinant.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-5106871027543700394?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-18618285470000368622010-02-02T08:28:00.000-08:002010-02-02T08:29:31.212-08:00<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UiOaQzBccE&feature=related">Latika. </a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-1861828547000036862?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-79758400920436708002010-01-12T02:39:00.000-08:002010-01-12T02:40:09.728-08:00Elena Udrea: "Nu l-am privit niciodată pe Băsescu ca pe un bărbat".<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-7975840092043670800?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-28836488671948518622010-01-09T05:48:00.000-08:002010-01-09T05:50:03.806-08:00<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epvm6AUDhSs&feature=related">...la multi ani dears. </a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-2883648867194851862?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-46872520952342483282010-01-08T08:33:00.001-08:002010-01-08T08:36:54.162-08:00Cum este sa nu ai habar ca una din vocile pe care le admiri cel mai mult a decis sa plece putin dintre noi iar tu sa descoperi acest lucru doar la trei luni distanta, privind, total intamplator, clasicul material "What happened this year" difuzat in ziua de revelion de toate televiziunile din lumea asta. <br />NU este vorba despre Michael Jackson.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-4687252095234248328?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-86670689672042607332009-12-23T19:11:00.000-08:002009-12-23T19:12:35.935-08:00...nu am invatat nimic.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-8667068967204260733?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-36841187350623588802009-12-23T17:12:00.000-08:002009-12-23T19:11:35.898-08:00In stanga am oceanul iar in dreapta un cubito, o combinatie ucigatoare pentru ficat din care ma prefac ca beau doar ca sa nu o intristez pe menajera. Aici oamenii nu se enerveaza, doar plang sau isi iau o privire de caine batut in fata careia intotdeauna am capitulat fara drept de apel. <br />Sunt 30 de grade afara insa prietenii regasiti imi spun ca este extrem de frig pentru cei care traiesc aici. Dimineata, cand eu trebuie sa dau aerul conditionat la maximum ca sa mai pot dormi macar o ora, menajera si sotul ei isi iau pufoaicele si pleaca la piata. Vazuti din spate par doi pinguini rataciti in desert.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-3684118735062358880?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-15438643936116154752009-12-11T09:38:00.000-08:002009-12-11T09:42:25.277-08:00Cat de mult iubesc stabilimentele de cinci stele unde, la buda, se afla un afis impecabil printat cu "nu va urcati cu picioarele pe colacul toaletei". Acesta este adevaratul customer care! Management care stie ca eu, clientul lui peste, fac pipi ca Scufita Rosie. Si ca nu imi curge bine decat in lavoar din onix, alimentat cu apa Evian.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-1543864393611615475?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-85936616967398067072009-12-10T02:33:00.000-08:002009-12-11T09:38:51.300-08:00Incepand cu ziua de sambata NU am mai citit ziare, nu am mai ascultat stirile si nici nu m-am mai dat cu barca pe net, prin oceanele de stiri. Si ma simt atat de bine! Am ras, am luat mese lungi cu cei mai buni prieteni, am vorbit despre moda si tarzan, despre filme si amante, despre zodii si bobi. <br />Nu cred ca am nevoie sa stiu cine este presedinte. Ori cu fostul, ori cu noul, criza este tot una si aceeasi iar lipsa de creier exista la amandoi. Unul mai rau ca Boc nu exista, altul mai bun nu ai cum sa gasesti.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-8593661696739806707?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-91134791451239922272009-12-08T05:37:00.001-08:002009-12-08T05:37:49.650-08:00M-am culcat cu un presedinte si m-am trezit cu altul.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-9113479145123992227?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-70454098371108031982009-12-04T05:55:00.000-08:002009-12-04T06:03:31.397-08:00<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgRjB8PEDkM">Mary si Max</a> sunt "penpals". Ea are 8 ani, el peste 40. Ea are o dilema la care cauta un raspuns(copii sunt gasiti pe fundul halbelor de bere?) iar el este complet dereglat mental. Amandoi iubesc ciocolata si niste personaje pitice, o generatie hardcore de strumpfi. Ea locuieste in Australia, el la New York, iar amandoi isi doresc sa aiba macar un prieten in dotare.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-7045409837110803198?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-1049147726027185182009-11-27T09:13:00.000-08:002009-11-27T09:14:47.222-08:00„Yo soy español integral y me sería imposible vivir fuera de mis límites geográficos; pero odio al que es español por ser español nada más, yo soy hermano de todos y execro al hombre que se sacrifica por una idea nacionalista, abstracta, por el sólo hecho de que ama a su patria con una venda en los ojos. El chino bueno está más cerca de mí que el español malo. Canto a España y la siento hasta la médula, pero antes que esto soy hombre del mundo y hermano de todos. Desde luego no creo en la frontera política.”<br /><br />„Eu sunt în mod integral spaniol şi ar fi imposibil pentru mine să trăiesc dincolo de hotare; dar îl urăsc pe cel care este spaniol doar de dragul de a fi spaniol, eu sunt fratele tuturor şi îl detest pe omul care se sacrifică pentru o idee naţionalistă, abstractă, din simplul motiv că îşi iubeşte ţara cu o legătură la ochi. Mă simt mai apropiat de chinezul bun decât de spaniolul rău. Cânt Spania şi o simt până în măduva oaselor, dar înainte de asta sunt cetăţean al lumii şi frate cu toată lumea. În nici un caz nu cred în graniţele politice.”<br /><br />Federico Garcia Lorca<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-104914772602718518?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-60001030605897747012009-11-18T04:19:00.000-08:002009-11-18T07:47:22.726-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iUTvoGq3U5Y/SwPmwNhS6ZI/AAAAAAAAAFw/tBJ5bmublpM/s1600/doamna-dinica.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iUTvoGq3U5Y/SwPmwNhS6ZI/AAAAAAAAAFw/tBJ5bmublpM/s320/doamna-dinica.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405417693712148882" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q322n-f3FlU&feature=PlayList&p=55B17271C4A50BD6&index=0">D-na Dinica. </a><br /><br />Fotografie de Cristina Bazavan.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-6000103060589774701?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-6573952617659720032009-11-16T02:17:00.000-08:002009-11-16T02:21:25.466-08:00"în SUA a început isteria anului 2012 care, după interpretările calendarului Maya, marchează sfîrşitul lumii. Sigur, discuţia în jurul acestui an este prilejuită de un film cu numele 2012, gata să fie lansat în cinematografe. Am citit şi nişte articole care “îndeamnă la calm”, se bazează pe argumente raţionale etc., dar asta aşa, să facă viaţa filmului mai uşoară! la noi, în 2012 vor fi alegeri parlamentare. Deci, nici vorbă de sfîrşitul lumii!" <br />Concluzie: pana si sfarsitul lumii ne ocoleste pe noi romanii.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-657395261765972003?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-35491074469987096462009-11-11T02:05:00.001-08:002009-11-11T02:05:28.336-08:00n premiera, modelul Dana Dorobantu ne-a povestit cu lux de amanunte momentul: Eu am mers la Nicola sa-i cer niste fotografii, iar Gina, care tocmai se cuplase cu el, m-a tras de par si mi-a spus: "Tu sa nu vorbesti cu asta!". Acest lucru m-a deranjat, dar am reusit sa ma abtin. Insa ea m-a tot sicanat, urmarindu-ma la toaleta de mai multe ori. Ceea ce nu stia ea era ca nu e bine sa te iei de mine cand sunt pilita. Si atunci eram, asa ca i-am turnat un pahar cu bautura in cap. Mai ales ca eu sunt mult mai inalta decat ea. Ea a ridicat mana sa dea in mine, dar eu m-am ferit si i-am tras un capac dupa ceafa. Toata lumea radea, in frunte cu Nicola, care nu a sarit sa ne desparta. Dana isi aduce aminte cu amuzament de momentul in care Nicola a trimis-o pe Gina acasa. I-a spus "Mars la hotel!", iar eu m-am bucurat, pentru ca sunt mai afurisita din fire. Apoi el a mers cu noi la alt club. Am fost foarte rea cu Gina, ne-a spus modelul care s-a impacat ulterior cu vedeta Playboy.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-3549107446998709646?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-46121713839975224282009-11-05T10:49:00.000-08:002009-11-05T10:50:20.064-08:00Am inchis ochii si am lasat muzica sa treaca prin mine.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-4612171383997522428?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-39592825630565321132009-11-04T07:59:00.000-08:002009-11-04T08:50:04.050-08:00Banca mea a decis ca totusi sa faca o plata pe care eu o blocasem.<br />A decis ea, cu de la sine putere. <br />I-am sunat si i-am intrebat daca ei realizeaza ca sunt banca MEA si nu a persoanei catre care au facut plata. <br />Nu au stiut ce sa imi raspunda. <br /><br />De fapt tot ce este al MEU, nu imi apartine: guvernul, strada, autostrada, spitalele, presedintele, legile si ce mai vreti voi.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-3959282563056532113?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-73851318464635679992009-11-04T06:25:00.000-08:002009-11-04T07:04:47.721-08:00<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW5ryhrzYC4">In lumea lor exista doar ele doua</a>, o armata de pisici, vise neimplinite si un alt fel de dragoste. In lumea lor nu exista prezent, trecut sau viitor. <br />Traiesc suspendate deasupra tuturor,incercand sa protejeze o lume demult pierduta. <br />In Grey Gardens timpul se scurge intr-un alt tempo (doar cel decis de tine), regulile hainelor se aplica complet diferit si chiar si zambetele arata altfel decat in "lumea reala".<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S50BP01WhPM&feature=PlayList&p=04D456A361A6F834&index=2">Povestea lui Little Edie si Big Edie mi-au adus-o inapoi, pentru cateva minute pretioase si din intunericul in care am exilat-o, pe Isabella, excentrica care imi spunea, cu doar doua luni inainte sa dispara, "eu sunt singurul om normal de pe planeta."</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-7385131846463567999?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-57600608611770710632009-10-28T02:45:00.001-07:002009-10-28T02:45:43.662-07:00“Conform casei de pariuri Gamebookers, şansa lui Sorin Oprescu să ajungă la Cotroceni este mai mică decât posibilitatea să existe viaţă pe altă planetă”<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-5760060861177071063?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-64257372138738897352009-10-27T08:01:00.000-07:002009-10-27T08:39:13.856-07:00Aproape am terminat de modificat casa. O adevarata performanta personala: 6 luni de trait cu muncitori, plus menajera si cainele din dotare. Cand am tras linia am descoperit ca, pentru aceeasi bani, puteam sa imi cumpar o garsoniera. <br />Asta este, nu mai am ce face. <br />Acum am o casa care arata la fel ca un cabinet de ginecologie. <br />De fapt despre altceva este vorba. Cautand prin sacii in care mi-au fost inghesuite toate lucrurile am descoperit o gramada de chestii despre care nu stiam nimic. Au aparut candva in viata mea si,probabil,au jucat un rol destul de important cata vreme nu au aterizat direct la gunoi. Problema este ca nu imi mai aduc aminte la ce au folosit. Ce naiba de coarda au atins in mine? Ce mi-au sugerat? De cine mi-au amintit? <br />Poate o sa imi fie mai usor daca, pe viitor, le trec intr-un inventar. O sa fie mai greu cu mirosurile dar gasesc eu o solutie.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-6425737213873889735?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-41380655761231194122009-10-27T06:40:00.000-07:002009-10-27T06:50:58.487-07:00"Chiar daca eu sunt de cacat,din fericire asta nu te face pe tine mai bun decat mine".<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-4138065576123119412?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-15440975783598676122009-10-22T06:24:00.000-07:002009-10-22T07:05:24.652-07:00'Cameo a spus:<br />Noi, romanii, am descoperit un nou gen de divertisment: promovarea corvetelor. Ne amuzam copios, radem in hohote, aratam cu degetul, huiduim si fluieram, tropaim din picioare si strigam in cor: "Mucles! Sa vina alta!" Concurentele se inghesuie, care mai de care se siliconeaza, se colageneaza si se hyaluronizeaza; isi dau coate, se inghesuie sa stea in genunchi in fata slitzurilor descheiate de afaceristi si fotbalisti; se scuipa intre ele; se pupa intre ele; isi reneaga trecutul; isi reinventeaza trecutul; ele mint; noi ne facem ca le credem. Radem. De ele. Corvetele sunt vedete, sunt la tv, radio, ziare. Fac bani. Noi inghitim in sec. Bem apa chioara si mirosim cartofii prajiti ai vecinului. Si radem.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-1544097578359867612?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-14591178806172783322009-10-19T07:54:00.000-07:002009-10-19T07:57:00.805-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iUTvoGq3U5Y/Stx-IUf_e8I/AAAAAAAAAFo/kCle5pX2FuM/s1600-h/guess.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 266px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iUTvoGq3U5Y/Stx-IUf_e8I/AAAAAAAAAFo/kCle5pX2FuM/s320/guess.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5394325135089957826" /></a><br />Sunt o vedeta internationala (of course). Fashion victim. Sic inca de la nastere. Locuiesc in LA. Imi plac pantofii cu toc si fustele scurte. Cine sunt eu?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-1459117880617278332?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-35818960950186362212009-10-19T07:52:00.001-07:002009-10-19T07:54:07.876-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iUTvoGq3U5Y/Stx9gqX6gxI/AAAAAAAAAFg/cw5cmonwPRg/s1600-h/i4h01f.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 220px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iUTvoGq3U5Y/Stx9gqX6gxI/AAAAAAAAAFg/cw5cmonwPRg/s320/i4h01f.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5394324453766890258" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iUTvoGq3U5Y/Stx9dWns2dI/AAAAAAAAAFY/QRvT3hWGeG8/s1600-h/154yqg1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 241px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iUTvoGq3U5Y/Stx9dWns2dI/AAAAAAAAAFY/QRvT3hWGeG8/s320/154yqg1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5394324396924787154" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iUTvoGq3U5Y/Stx9ZPixSRI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/zGvEbWDzAYw/s1600-h/2mhf0hz.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 230px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iUTvoGq3U5Y/Stx9ZPixSRI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/zGvEbWDzAYw/s320/2mhf0hz.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5394324326305581330" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iUTvoGq3U5Y/Stx9VwmpGSI/AAAAAAAAAFI/uYeiA5NrH_s/s1600-h/2ia4bpw.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 226px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iUTvoGq3U5Y/Stx9VwmpGSI/AAAAAAAAAFI/uYeiA5NrH_s/s320/2ia4bpw.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5394324266460715298" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_iUTvoGq3U5Y/Stx9SPVCj6I/AAAAAAAAAFA/NTyrf8DAWZ0/s1600-h/1z5f.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 264px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_iUTvoGq3U5Y/Stx9SPVCj6I/AAAAAAAAAFA/NTyrf8DAWZ0/s320/1z5f.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5394324205988908962" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-3581896095018636221?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-8469887768852759352009-10-14T06:59:00.000-07:002009-10-14T07:06:05.183-07:00One a day/week/month. <br /><br />Doctor B.' s <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ov5CNfkrtU&NR=1">prescription</a>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-846988776885275935?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-81235008299690235442009-10-14T06:22:00.001-07:002009-10-14T06:23:23.778-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_iUTvoGq3U5Y/StXQxINFsqI/AAAAAAAAAEY/BB6owI6pBz4/s1600-h/cartoon.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 284px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_iUTvoGq3U5Y/StXQxINFsqI/AAAAAAAAAEY/BB6owI6pBz4/s320/cartoon.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5392445671280587426" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-8123500829969023544?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-7037099077838181222009-10-13T05:36:00.000-07:002009-10-13T05:47:05.721-07:00Trebuie sa ma laud: in ultimul timp am batut-o pe Tanti Pythia la previziuni. De dimineata i-am aruncat din mers unui prieten :"o sa cada guvernul". Si chiar a picat. A facut Poc. Pic de Boc dupa ce faci Poc, nu? <br />Ieri l-am sfatuit pe tatal meu sa mai cumpere niste euro pentru pusculita dedicata apocalipsei financiare. Si nu a facut-o pentru ca harta astrala nu era favorabila. <br />Iar euro a sarit la un sanatos 4.3. <br />Duminica i-am explicat vecinei de la parter ca vad niste probleme grave in viitorul ei apropiat (ma gandeam ca o sa ii arunc ceva in cap de pe balcon). Dar, pana sa fac eu miscarea, alti vecini au dat-o in judecata. Se pune? Se pune. <br />Pe Tim, cainele meu schizofrenic, l-am rugat de cateva zile sa nu imi mai fure chilotii pentru ca o sa ii pun un pampers si o sa il scot la plimbare. Si nu m-a ascultat iar prietena lui, sara, l-a muscat atat de tare de coaie ca acum se plimba cu un bandaj care seamana izbitor cu un...pampers.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-703709907783818122?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-53509595808841518402009-10-13T04:27:00.000-07:002009-10-13T05:36:00.291-07:00Esti dat afara din ea.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-5350959580884151840?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-78791197436984387382009-10-12T04:28:00.000-07:002009-10-13T00:19:45.340-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_iUTvoGq3U5Y/StMTe_yQkOI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/_-8rzr1khuw/s1600-h/marge+playboy.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 226px; height: 282px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_iUTvoGq3U5Y/StMTe_yQkOI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/_-8rzr1khuw/s320/marge+playboy.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5391674602131853538" /></a><br />Voila si coperta in cauza. In dreapta, sus, o descoperim pe Alina Puscau, model/cantareata/ amanta/ mai nou playmate. La cat de bine o stiu pe fatuca asta pot declara, cu mana pe inima si fara sa gresesc deloc, ca exista mai multa viata si poveste in ochii lui Marge decat in ai ei.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-7879119743698438738?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-61668836258527532092009-10-09T02:53:00.001-07:002009-10-09T02:57:39.166-07:00Marge Simpson este noul playmate! Sotia lui Homer se va dezbraca de rochia sauvage pentru a marca trei decenii de la lansarea "Familiei Simpson". In continuare asteptam o scena de gang bang cu Chip si Dale si un menaj a quatre cu familia Flinstone. <br /><br />Update: Alba ca zapada a fost data afara din lada cu jucarii. Motivul: se tot aseza pe nasul lui Pinochio si il ruga sa o minta frumos.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-6166883625852753209?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-57812206077796219852009-10-08T01:52:00.001-07:002009-10-08T01:52:28.593-07:00...<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEnKEcBvBvw&feature=related">geniala. </a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-5781220607779621985?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2634558894062944262.post-3828250905442304192009-10-08T01:44:00.000-07:002009-10-08T01:45:18.332-07:00<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz-UvQYAmbg">O noua stare de spirit. </a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2634558894062944262-382825090544230419?l=viatafaramoda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00093427535293057879noreply@blogger.com0